Napolean: We have big, big news from FF4! Their first album is called the Power of the Jaguar and comes out next month, and then they will tour with the Rejected Kinz and the Chic Chicks to support the album.
Chazz: This is going to be the GREATEST!
Napolean: So have you decided on any songs for the album?
Scroungey: I have a few in mind.
Pounce: Probably “Never Let Me Go” by Family Force 5, the band our name parodies. And maybe “Renegade” by Styx.
Autumn: Something… newer to the music scene.
Napolean: So, what do you think about the outbreak of H1N1? AND NO I DO NOT HAVE IT! Geez.
Autumn: As random of a question as that is, I’m not concerned about it. Only 600 cases or so have been confirmed and only 46 have died.
Chazz: I don’t keep up with those sort of things, I’m always writing music or playing it on tour with the band.
Napolean: We’re going to have to cut our program tonight short, folks. I have some mud flapjacks in the oven and I don’t want to burn them! Goodnight!
–Interview by Napolean the Floppy Pig, 4/26/09
